Back off lady, I've been drinking with skeletons.

my name is tres. I go to VCU. i write things, mostly comics and screenplays. i'm also an editor with vcu comics.

i like coffee, batman, wrestling, and the muppets


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Apr 16
for being a huge fucking toolbag fuckboy

for being a huge fucking toolbag fuckboy

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This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

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“The first thing I noticed on my first day on the job is that in retail no one sits. Ever. It didn’t matter if it was at the beginning of my shift, if the store was empty, or if my knees, back, and feet ached from hours of standing. Park your behind while on the clock, went the unspoken rule, and you might find it on a park bench scanning the want-ads for a new job. Another quick observation: Working in retail takes more skill than just selling stuff. Besides the mindless tasks one expects—folding, stacking, sorting, fetching things for customers—I frequently had to tackle a series of housekeeping chores that Stretch never mentioned in our welcome-aboard chat. Performed during the late shift, those chores usually meant I’d have to stay well past the scheduled 9 p.m. quitting time. Mop the floors in the bathroom, replace the toilet paper and scrub the toilets if necessary. Vacuum. Empty the garbage. Wipe down the glass front doors, every night, even if they don’t really need it. It was all part of the job, done after your shift has ended but without overtime pay.”

My Life as a Retail Worker: Nasty, Brutish, and Poor (via azspot)

It’s the fine print that comes with jobs like this that often make them burdens. Ballooning expectations for as minimal pay as possible.

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Everyone should work retail, a retail Christmas preferably, once in their lives. It makes you a better customer.

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^^^^ At least once in their lifetime. $1 tax credit for life with proof of compliance.

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Retail can be fucking brutal physically and mentally.  But because it never, ever lets up, I eventually got so used to it that I didn’t fully realize just how much of a toll my retail job had taken on me until I had to quit and suddenly I just felt SO MUCH BETTER ALL OF THE TIME.

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Anyone who ever disrespects anyone in retail/food service is not someone I want to hang out with. Having worked both, let me tell you, that shit is ROUGH.

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Your heart’s on the loose

You rolled them sevens with nothing to lose

This ain’t no place for the weary kind

You called all your shots

Shootin’ eight-ball at the corner truck stop

Somehow this don’t feel like home anymore


Ryan Bingham - May 17, 2013 in Gulf Shores, Ala.

Y’all have no idea how much I love this guy and his music.

Apr 15


"We’ve known each other for 20 years," says Turner. "We were climbing trees together before we made music, so when the madness came, we all had each other to rely on."

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