are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL
son of a bitch
I just spat my kitkat everywhere.
(Source: misterdiddums, via tempeanthalia)
This lady.
(Source: thepinheads, via jdgatsby)
(Source: retrostarwars)
“I don’t tell a lot of people this, Glen, but I can suck my own dick.”
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this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
(Source: putamerdahermes, via mollyandthegirls)
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
Good god I love tumblr after dark
Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.
IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.
PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.
Christianity: doing it correctly
Real Christians are legitimately good people.
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
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