Back off lady, I've been drinking with skeletons.

my name is tres. I go to VCU. i write things, mostly comics and screenplays. i'm also an editor with vcu comics.

i like coffee, batman, wrestling, and the muppets

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Sep 12
“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)

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